venusaurphobia:

My view on sex is this: If you want, have it. Great. More room in heaven for me

emkaymlp:

Life Tip: Don’t allow Tumblr to become your primary/only source for morality. Remember, this is the site which had many people genuinely believe that they can get unlimited chocolate just by slicing it a certain way. I know I certainly wouldn’t want these people dictating my worldview for me.

moody-booty:

every day putting on my makeup

ratak-monodosico:

iv come to dismantle the patriarchy 

ratak-monodosico:

iv come to dismantle the patriarchy 

forbidden-act-xx:

poweredbytheprofane:

the best of hot occupations, side by side.

I’d have no self control around them..

gay boy: hey man you look good today
straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]
silentdimension:

Still the most amazing opening credits ever.

silentdimension:

Still the most amazing opening credits ever.